About Eight Feet Tall
West Townsend, MA
Upon the declassification of Pluto as the 9th planet from the Sun, resident EFT scientist Vinay Bhatt flew to Earth on his magic carpet to provide compelling evidence to pluto's planetary stature. Hoping to stay with his Indian ancestor Lou Diamond Phillips, he arrived in Boston, but completely forgot why he came here upon his discovery of earth's most precious commodity: cold draught beer. The new mission was obvious: Visit as many establishments that serve cold draught beer during their time on this world.
While it is true that 8FT's rider has only one request, "your finest beer", the group has also taken a strong liking to Whiskey (Rance Mohammed, Tom Barry), fruity girly drinks (Kai Sandoval), and the native herbology.
Despite their love for their home dwarf planet of Pluto - the group has taken a strong liking to Earth & plans to continue their journey to find the best beers in existence.
"Well the beers are certainly not colder than on Pluto, the warmer temperatures of the New England climate promote nudity and outdoor public intoxication, and that is good enough for me."- Sir Vinay Bhatt