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Portrait of Fake Flowers Real Dirt
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FFRD transcends superlatives; their awesomeness is matched only by their modesty. From the basement in a house in Baltimore, MD to your ears, "The flyest and the most, as real as non-fiction."
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Hometown Reisterstown, MD
Genres Funk/Groove & Soul Rock, Jazz
Band Members Billy D William; Paul Haney; Dave Eynck; Viki Nova; ... » more
Achievements Top-40 Top-40 Top-40 Top-40 Top-40 Top-40
Upcoming Shows None
Contact Information:
Artist / Band Member
Billy William fakeflowersrealdirt@gmail.com 443-867-4389
Artist / Band Member
Ethan Montgomery ethanmontgomery@gmail.com 443-745-0622
# Years Experience Performing Live: 2
# Live Perfomances Past Six-months: 25
Market Draw: Baltimore/Annapolis/DC: 101-150
Venue History: Armadillo's - Annapolis, MD
The Metropolitan Kitchen & Lounge - Annapolis, MD
Martins Westminster - Westminster, MD
In Studio at WTMD - Towson, MD
Rezball - Lanham, MD
Stan & Joe's South - Edgewater, MD
Honfest - Hampden, MD
The Whiskey - Annapolis, MD
Red Red Wine Bar - Annapolis, MD
Looney's Pub South - Maple Lawn, MD
Joe Squared Station North - Baltimore, MD
Villiage of Leesburg - Leesburg, VA
Rams Head Shore House - Stevensville, MD
Island Bay Day Music Festival - Centreville, MD
Rockfish - Annapolis, MD
Opener Experience: Black Joe Lewis and The Honeybears; The Pietasters; Marky Ramone; L.A. Guns; Jah Works; Days of the New; Bosley; Pasadena; Kelly Bell Band; Laughing Colors
Similar Artists: Greyboy Allstars; Soul Coughing; Stevie Wonder; Jamoriquai; Gorillaz; Cee-Lo Green; Disco Biscuits; Lotus; Soulive; Snarky Puppy
Performing Rights Society: ASCAP
Discography: Fake Flowers Real Dirt REL#1 EP—2013
 
 
 
 
 

 

In the steamy basement of an otherwise unremarkable house in Baltimore, "Fake Flowers Real Dirt" forges their mix of genres from the funk/dope characteristic (e.g. funk, hip-hop): driving skank reggae moves to frenetic breakbeat/jungle, joined...

 
 

 

 

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Top 40 in Jazz, December 2014
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Top 40 in Jazz, October 2014
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Fake Flowers Real Dirt – CD Review by
Fake Flowers Real Dirt combines a mixture of old school funk with a contemporary sound on their self titled, four song EP release. This nine piece band lays down a serious foundation of grooves,...

 
 

 

Technical Requirements

2014 TECHNICAL RIDER CONTRACT 

ETHANS MOBILE: 443-745-0622
 
 
SOUND REQUIREMENTS 
 
INTRODUCTION 
This following rider represents a practical minimum that will work for us during a live performance.  If you have any problems, or if any of the items listed below will not be available, please contact us as soon as possible.   
 
GENERAL 
Fake Flowers Real Dirt has a bass-heavy, electro-funk sound, which requires an audio system of sufficient size for the venue.  Quality is much more important than quantity.  The system and its components shall be in full working order, with no buzzes, hums, beeps, crackles, clicks or other extraneous noises, and will be free from radio interference.   
 
FAKE FLOWERS REAL DIRT SHALL HEREINAFTER BE REFERRED TO AS “FFRD”
 
Professional Audio System: 
• A sound board with at least 24 mono inputs and phantom power.
• There should be enough power to produce a clear sound level at 110 db RMS to the back of the venue.  System should also have good subwoofers as we do play some reggae.
• Six floor monitors with separate mixes.  If six separate mixes are not available, we can manage with four 
monitor mixes though not preferred. 
 
Accessories: 
1 Two tier keyboard stand capable of holding 1 keyboard and 1 laptop
3 clip-on mics for congas & dejembe 
1 table (5 x 2 minimum) for turntables
4 separate A/C power sources upstage for bass, keyboard and 2 guitar amps
4 separate A/C power sources downstage for DJ, Keyboards and 2 guitar pedal boards 
  
Backline Gear: 
We are fully capable of providing our own backline gear for local gigs.  If we are traveling to the event, then backline gear will need to be provided by the sponsor in addition to the professional audio system. All other needs will be brought with us. Please contact Ethan for any questions regarding the set-up. 
 
Drums: (maple or birch kit, Preferred Kit - DW Maple) 
1. 20” kick preferably 
2. snare 
3. 3 toms preferably (two rack, one floor) 
4. 2 - crash cymbals – 18” 
5. ride cymbal – 20” 
6. hi-hats – 14” 
7. 3 boom stands and hi-hat stand for the cymbals 
8. 1 snare stand
9. coated 2 ply for the snare, clear 2-ply for the toms, and clear 2-ply for the kick 
 
 
Amps:  
1. 2 - Tube Guitar Amps (In order of preference - Fender Twin Reverb, Fender Hot Rod Deville, Mesa 2x12 combo or Rivera 2x12 combo)
2. 1 - Bass Amp with 8x10 “preferred” or 4x10 “acceptable” (In order of preference – Eden, Ampeg, Gallien Krueger, Aguilar) 
3. 1 – Keyboard Amp (In order of Preference - Roland KC-880, Yamaha StagePas500, Roland KC-550 or something similar)
 
RECORDING 
All forms of recording, including flash photography, audio, video, television, radio and all forms of digital recording ARE ALLOWED without prior permission from FFRD. 
 
Miscellaneous: 
• Stage lighting will definitely enhance the experience for everyone and is highly recommended.  
• In case of serious illness, death, or dismemberment, FFRD’s contract will be null & void and will not be held liable.  A new contract can be made.
 
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