PlayThe Whetherman

The Whetherman is our valiant attempt to join the pantheon of great songs about walking. Think about it: Bad Religion, Wilco, Johnny Cash, Aerosmith/Run DMC. Yeah, those songs weren't precisely about putting one foot in front of the other, but still. Come to think of it, neither is this song, really. So what is it about? Exactly.

By the way, the title is spelled correctly. It's a pun, people. Y'all have Bret's dad to thank for his inhuman yearning to force puns into everything. (Thanks, Steve!)